Some Observations 7 Months In.....

This is why I can't get a CB... my big mouth would get me in trouble. While on a 30 break in.my trainers truck this guy went on and on about how one woman can't satisfy him and he does everyone on the road he can and his stupid wife doesn't know.

I got on there "that's cause she is spending your money and screwing someone else in the bed you paid for. Someone who probably lasts longer than you. She knows youre a dog she just doesn't care"

He said back "oh no honey.... once you had the best no other man can do"

I was like "every man thinks he is the best. I have yet to meet a man who says I suck in bed and will be done in a minute. All your talk is comical cause most guys can't satisfy one woman..so bragging you have 100 just says you are 100 times more disappointing than most men".

The trainer came.back from The bathroom and flipped out hahha. He thought the guy was going to look for me

I'm going to have to set my funny Goin Postal ebook for free for you guys....you would love the humor in that

Good grief Rainy I need a cigarette after reading your replies and I don't smoke!

The. I'd really give you a heart attack hahahah

To see me I look so sweet and innocent though

'm going to have to set my funny Goin Postal ebook for free for you guys....you would love the humor in that

I hope it comes in a "plain brown wrapper"!

'm going to have to set my funny Goin Postal ebook for free for you guys....you would love the humor in that

I hope it comes in a "plain brown wrapper"!

Nope that one is just funny. Now my 10 Shades of Blush the Softer Side of Kink. .. that is a different story.

I stole this thread but this is a funny story... so last comment I promise....

My fiancee at the time was in Iraq and u would send him sexy fantasy emails every day.... lucky guy. I was in a Facebook group with wives and gfs of deployed soldiers aND one said her hubby wanted "sex talk" but she didn't know how. So I posted my emails in the group.

TWO months later... my guys calls me yelling "what the hell did you do and how did my guys get my emails? I know your writing we. I see it. I have 2 guys who think their wives are cheating and want to go awol to deal with it". In the end....I found that most of army infantry was being entertained by my emails.... so I then published them.

3 weeks later a marine in Korea asked for it to be put on audiobook...hmmm. so I did. 2 hours of phone sex for $7.

And that my friends is how I started my writing career...and now how 5 books published ;) but only the one naughty one.

Thread being returned to rightful owner. Sorry

Link to your e books? Sure......even the "Naughty" one. As long as they aren't $39.96 each, I would be happy to help an aspiring writer!

Rainy, this thread will never be the same again cause of you lol

Rainy, this thread will never be the same again cause of you lol

Rainy is one of the best"threadjackers" in this forum. She is a laugh a minute! I would love to meet her someday. Maybe I could be the inspiration for another BOOK!

Rainy, this thread will never be the same again cause of you lol

Rainy is one of the best"threadjackers" in this forum. She is a laugh a minute! I would love to meet her someday. Maybe I could be the inspiration for another BOOK!

Hahhaa I'm glad u find me entertaining ;)

Goin Postal will have you laughing. Talks about human heads and alligators loss in the mail... and the anthrax that shut the building down. A British blogger called it "a roller coaster of hillarity".

It was my firSt so not as well written as my last. If you are into thrillers..Zodiac Lives has been compared to James Patterson by a well respected reviewer

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