Trucker Humor: Trucking Company Name Acronyms
Topic 1629 | Page 10
WERNER= We Expect Rollovers Nearly Every Ramp
JB Hunt -
1) Just Beginning to Hold Up Nation's Traffic
2) John Boy Has Us Numb Nuts Trucking
3) Just Been Hired UN Trained
Swift- sure we're insured for that Surely were impersonation friggin turltes Mct- Mexican chicken truck Marten- moron's and retards trucking everywhere nationwide Abf- anything but fast Arkansas bull frogs Tdc- too damn cheap Schneider- send cash have not eating in days emergency reply
SWIFT See What I **** up Today
Stevie Wonder Institute For Trucking
PRIDE Proud Riders In Dirty Evolutions Please Remember I Don't Eat
SWIFT Slows When In Front of Traffic Sometimes We Infiltrate Foreign Terminals So What I'm a Freaking Trucker
Trans-Mex Trafficking Reefer And Narcotics Swiftly- Mexican Emigrant Xchange
CRST Crazy Radicals Steeling Trailers Can't Relax/Sleep in Tractor
Terminal:
A facility where trucking companies operate out of, or their "home base" if you will. A lot of major companies have multiple terminals around the country which usually consist of the main office building, a drop lot for trailers, and sometimes a repair shop and wash facilities.
Reefer:
A refrigerated trailer.
VSS - Vladimir's Sullen Sweatpants
(Based on a CB radio exchange with a guy hauling one of their trailers with a red Volvo, a thick accent, and some kind of sign in Cyrillic on his sun visor. I didn't cuss him back in Russian, but I could have. Glad I didn't - his truck is a lot faster than mine. And he's Russian. Not all of them are friendly tea-drinkers.)
Someone told me that CRST = Caution Releasing **** Truck
He told me they had some team drivers cut a hold in the floor so they could **** whilst going down the road. One day I was following one and for sure I smelled urine after a few miles. I got out from behind that basstard.
OWI:
Operating While Intoxicated
What does the FMCSA have in common with C.R. England and Swift?...They sit on their ass and watch trucks go by all day!
CSA:
Compliance, Safety, Accountability (CSA)
The CSA is a Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration (FMCSA) initiative to improve large truck and bus safety and ultimately reduce crashes, injuries, and fatalities that are related to commercial motor vehicle
FMCSA:
Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration
The FMCSA was established within the Department of Transportation on January 1, 2000. Their primary mission is to prevent commercial motor vehicle-related fatalities and injuries.
What Does The FMCSA Do?
- Commercial Drivers' Licenses
- Data and Analysis
- Regulatory Compliance and Enforcement
- Research and Technology
- Safety Assistance
- Support and Information Sharing
Fm:
Dispatcher, Fleet Manager, Driver Manager
The primary person a driver communicates with at his/her company. A dispatcher can play many roles, depending on the company's structure. Dispatchers may assign freight, file requests for home time, relay messages between the driver and management, inform customer service of any delays, change appointment times, and report information to the load planners.
England - Every new guy leaves after ninety days
Also heard this today on the CB - Q. What's the difference between porcupines and Peterbilts? A. Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
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