Trucker Humor: Trucking Company Name Acronyms
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SWIFT - Sure Wish I Fought the Ticket
SWIFT - Sure Wish I Fought the Ticket
Some Want Its Free Training
SWIFT slow while in freeway traffic
SWIFT - Single White Illiterate Farm Trucker
JB HUNT - Just Back Home Until Night Time
WERNER - Where Every Recruit Needs Every Restraint
KLLM - Kinky Little Love Monkey or Kant Leave Lower Mississippi
SWIFT - Single White Illiterate Farm Trucker
JB HUNT - Just Back Home Until Night Time
WERNER - Where Every Recruit Needs Every Restraint
KLLM - Kinky Little Love Monkey or Kant Leave Lower Mississippi
Trainer I had once told me this one.
CRST Crash and Roll Stunt Team
My favorite:
CRST = Can't Remember Schit Today
Not an acronym but more like a motto.
"Con"-Way : we drive it like we stole it because we probably did.
Lmaoooo
CRST- Cant Receive Speeding Tickets
SWIFT- Sure Wish I Finished Training
MAYFLOWER- May All Your Furniture Leave Our Warehouse Entirely Ruined
ROEHL- Runs Over Every Hill Last WERNER- We Employ Rookies No Experience Required
DIGBY- Did I Go Broke Yet
JB HUNT- Job Being Holding Up National Traffic
PRIME- PRetending It's My Equipment
SWIFT- Slow Wagons In Fast Traffic
CRST- Completely Rebuilt Schneider Truck
CRST- Crash & Roll Stunt Team
SCHNEIDER- Send Cash Have Not Eaten In Days Emergency Reply
ENGLAND- Every New Guy Leaves after Ninety Days
MILLIS- Maybe I Like It Laying Sideways
I don't think the admins mind it. Some laughter is always good.
Dm:
Dispatcher, Fleet Manager, Driver Manager
The primary person a driver communicates with at his/her company. A dispatcher can play many roles, depending on the company's structure. Dispatchers may assign freight, file requests for home time, relay messages between the driver and management, inform customer service of any delays, change appointment times, and report information to the load planners.
Swift - single white irritable female trainer...
Crst - can't ruin ****y truck...
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