Trucker Humor: Trucking Company Name Acronyms
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CRST- Cant Receive Speeding Tickets
SWIFT- Sure Wish I Finished Training
MAYFLOWER- May All Your Furniture Leave Our Warehouse Entirely Ruined
ROEHL- Runs Over Every Hill Last WERNER- We Employ Rookies No Experience Required
DIGBY- Did I Go Broke Yet
JB HUNT- Job Being Holding Up National Traffic
PRIME- PRetending It's My Equipment
SWIFT- Slow Wagons In Fast Traffic
CRST- Completely Rebuilt Schneider Truck
CRST- Crash & Roll Stunt Team
SCHNEIDER- Send Cash Have Not Eaten In Days Emergency Reply
ENGLAND- Every New Guy Leaves after Ninety Days
MILLIS- Maybe I Like It Laying Sideways
I don't think the admins mind it. Some laughter is always good.
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Dispatcher, Fleet Manager, Driver Manager
The primary person a driver communicates with at his/her company. A dispatcher can play many roles, depending on the company's structure. Dispatchers may assign freight, file requests for home time, relay messages between the driver and management, inform customer service of any delays, change appointment times, and report information to the load planners.
SWIFT - Single White Illiterate Farm Trucker
JB HUNT - Just Back Home Until Night Time
WERNER - Where Every Recruit Needs Every Restraint
KLLM - Kinky Little Love Monkey or Kant Leave Lower Mississippi
Trainer I had once told me this one.
CRST Crash and Roll Stunt Team
Heard this from a driver while I was working for CRST CRST: Criminals Robbing Student Truckers.
UPS
1. Unrealistic Production Standards
2. Unauthorized Parking Specialists
3. Useless Package Smashers
4. The mechanics call it Unlimited Parts Suppliers
UPS
2. Unauthorized Parking Specialists
HAHAHAHAHAHA.......THAT is freaking hilarious!!!
APL : all pride lost Always placing last
Knight Know Nothing Idiot Got Hired Today
MCT Mexican Chicken Trucks
MDR Mississippi Drug Run
BNSF Butt Nasty Stinky Farts
CFI Complete Freaking Idiot
CRST Can't Read Simple Text
CRST Can't Remember S*#*
CRST Caution Really Slow Truck
PRIME INC. Please Remember I Mortgaged Everything, I'm never competint
PST Pot Smoking Trucker PST Pretty Stupid Trucker
PTL Part Time Layover
PTL Pathetic Truck Lines
ROADWAY Really Old Ass Driver Working Another Year
SWIFT See What I F*#*ed-Up Today
SWIFT Slow Wagon In Fast Traffic
SWIFT Slow Women In Freightliner Trucks
SWIFT So, Will I Fit Through
SWIFT Stop Whinin' Im Freakme ng Tryin' SWIFT Sure Wish I Finished Training
SWIFT Sure Whining Im Freaking Tried
SWIFT Sure Wish i had A Faster Truck
WERNER We Employ Rednecks No Experience Required WERNER We Enlist Rookies No Experience Required
YBGID Yes By God I Did
That's all I know rite off hand
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Roehl....Rolling Over Every Hill Last
I didn't come up with that myself but another Roehl driver posted it on fb and I thought it was funny because it's so true!