Game: Funny Town Names

More edgy than many of these so if I offend anyone I apologize as that's not my intention. Cumming Iowa, just off I35 10 miles south of Des Moines. One of the local bars even sells clothing with the town name on it....

Monkey's Eyebrow, KY and Toad Suck, AR.

Jeez and I thought Boring, OR and Netarts, OR ("knee-tarts") were funny!

More edgy than many of these so if I offend anyone I apologize as that's not my intention. Cumming Iowa, just off I35 10 miles south of Des Moines. One of the local bars even sells clothing with the town name on it....

OMFG, that's TOO funny!!

I do have a couple shirts from Hooker, OK. Just remember “It’s a Location not a Vocation.”

The shirts I have are:

“Support your local Hookers. OK”

and

“Once a Hooker, always a Hooker. OK”

I didn't read through all of these, I hope these are new!

French Lick, Indiana

Knob Noster, Missouri

Someone beat me to the punch with Intercourse, PA. But there's also Blue Ball and Bird In Hand, PA.

Seriously.

How Ironic to get these three names together in one comment. Isn't there some kind of saying about one in the hand being worth two in a bush?

I live in Albany, OR. Wonder how many other TT members live in OR.

More edgy than many of these so if I offend anyone I apologize as that's not my intention. Cumming Iowa, just off I35 10 miles south of Des Moines. One of the local bars even sells clothing with the town name on it....

OMFG, that's TOO funny!!

Bliss, ID
Comfort, TX
Lovelock, NV
Winnemucca, NV

Spotsylvania, VA always reminds me of.my dalmatian

There is a small town near where I live called Gratiot. There is another Gratiot in Ohio. Guess how it's pronounced. GRASS S**T. Big joke around here.

I live in a real small town. It's so small that the "welcome to" and the "come back again" signs are on the same post.