Funny Signs You See On The Road

This isn't a regular road sign but i see this billboard going into Dallas and it cracks me up. It's a picture if a pickle with the words,"Stop vegetable abuse"

I saw a couple of websites listed in the sign and looked then up later. Turns out it is an advert for adult toys. Lol

In Tulsa off of HWY 75/11 near the Mingo Exit, there is a sign with a yellow hummer limo on it, above it it says "Sometimes you feel like having a long hummer". Cracks me up everytime I see it.

Then, I think I was in Pennsylvania maybe, where I came to a section of highway with a warning sign that said something like "Danger aggressive drivers in this area" and then not fifty feet down the road there was one of those yellow diamond shaped signs with the Amish horse and buggy on it! I don't know, that just struck me as funny! I was on high alert for about ten minutes watching out for any bearded thugs in wide flat brimmed black hats trying to ram my big rig with their draft horses!

I remember the Pennsylvania signs. I always hated driving through PA with my dad, those messed up exits. Where the mile marker and the exit number were different. I know they fixed it to match the mile markers. We always stopped at that Milton Petro, I believe that's the one. It was the junk food fix before we kept hauling.

Here's a whimsical sign I saw on the sleeper of a truck cab just the other day - It said:

"Low Income Housing"

"No coasting vehicles"??? That's one I've never seen.

"No coasting vehicles"??? That's one I've never seen.

Yep, I took the top one specifically for you. Its one of those signs you see near the cliff area outside of Albuquerque, NM on I40.

I saw the coasting one near the Flying J in Kingman AZ. There's a grocery store there and I walked to it. That sign was in the parking lot. Made me giggle!

Yep, I took the top one specifically for you. Its one of those signs you see near the cliff area outside of Albuquerque, NM on I40.

Yap, that's one of my favorite signs! It gives ya the willies just lookin at it. If that doesn't get the point across I don't know what you'd have to do. Probably leave crushed cars with boulders on top of them along the shoulder of the road!

Yep, I took the top one specifically for you. Its one of those signs you see near the cliff area outside of Albuquerque, NM on I40.

Yap, that's one of my favorite signs! It gives ya the willies just lookin at it. If that doesn't get the point across I don't know what you'd have to do. Probably leave crushed cars with boulders on top of them along the shoulder of the road!

And then have a sign near the crushed cars informing the motoring public what happened here and when it happened. Like they did with the bus crash

Haha. That area has the strangest signs..

That area has the strangest signs..

I also love all of the Indian Reservation signs going through the desert where "Everything 50% off!".

Those exact signs have been out there since I started driving in '93.