Article:Throwaway Truckers

What can I say? I can talk to my wife everyday while on the road, but I can't cuddle with her.

FTFY.

Mrs. Unholychaos, that original post was the unfortunate result of Siri going overboard on what is known as "contextual autocorrect." This is a new experimental product being developed by Apple that looks at everything contained in the surrounding text and sometimes randomly inserts what the tiny computer chip on the phone thinks will be the next word or phrase.

Very frequently, the phone's operator (in this case, your husband) is totally unaware that this has happened until it is too late. And on this site, there is no editing allowed, so it is not completely unheard of for people to post something that autocorrect has changed unbeknownst to the poster. Please know that Mr. Unholychaos misses you in a way that is indescribable. That feeling is what the great poets of past centuries were trying to describe when they wrote poems about their ladies.

What can I say? I can talk to my wife everyday while on the road, but I can't cuddle with her.

FTFY.

Mrs. Unholychaos, that original post was the unfortunate result of Siri going overboard on what is known as "contextual autocorrect." This is a new experimental product being developed by Apple that looks at everything contained in the surrounding text and sometimes randomly inserts what the tiny computer chip on the phone thinks will be the next word or phrase.

Very frequently, the phone's operator (in this case, your husband) is totally unaware that this has happened until it is too late. And on this site, there is no editing allowed, so it is not completely unheard of for people to post something that autocorrect has changed unbeknownst to the poster. Please know that Mr. Unholychaos misses you in a way that is indescribable. That feeling is what the great poets of past centuries were trying to describe when they wrote poems about their ladies.

Bud, you just won the internet.