Crazy, Annoying, Or Funny Cb Encounters
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Ohhh i have a lot.
in a one lane construction zone, shifting lanes, on a slant between jersey barriers.
"Hey Prime...you can do 55mph here" i was going 50. my response "hey @$$&$*$* i can do 45 mph here too. so.keep talking and see how it works out for you".
the best was this guy bragging about how he had 100 women all over the country...and his wife didnt know. "She knows. She just doesnt care cause she is screwing the mail man in the bed and house you are paying for."
that one went on forever!!! "im the best in bed"
yeah ok. "If you were the best lover ever, you wouldnt need to brag to other men about it. the 100 women would be tellimg their friends to.come do you. i had the best and gave out his business card. Besides, most men cant satisfy one woman...you just admitted you are 100 times less satisfyimg than the average man." He got mad and was driving the lot looking for me. dumb jerk.
Dm:
Dispatcher, Fleet Manager, Driver Manager
The primary person a driver communicates with at his/her company. A dispatcher can play many roles, depending on the company's structure. Dispatchers may assign freight, file requests for home time, relay messages between the driver and management, inform customer service of any delays, change appointment times, and report information to the load planners.
My personal favorite:
Going through (or rather, around) Atlanta on 285, some clown was spewing a bunch of racist garbage. A lot of N-word this and N-word that, they're ruining this country, gotta take America back for decent white folk, blahblahyapyapdriveldriveldrivel. I jumped in with "Driver, every time you say that word, your d*** shrinks a half an inch. You say it one more time, you're gonna be a woman."
Oooh, he did not like that. Not a bit, nope.
He really didn't like it when I said he sounded like he wanted a date after he called me a f****t.
He really REALLY didn't like it when I told him just because his old lady was banging a black dude just so she could feel something was no reason to turn into a racist assist.
Everybody else on the channel seemed to get a kick out of it though. 
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Post some of your most interesting encounters on the cb radio here. Ill start off with a few storys.
95 South Mass: Herd a driver complaining about traffic mad a light joke about it. The guy said I should speak english and went on a tandem. Claiming to be a 'pure blooded american.'
Near Newtown, Pa: Spoke breifly to a Random guy with a cb called wb40 . Seemed alright wasnt disrupted. (was kinda using it as a perosnal radio station
Chesapeek Va, to the Chesapeak tunnels.: Ive met some Disruptive random guy with a cb(not a driver) by the name of Plumb crazy, He was being obnoxious. I tried to tell him to stop and say 19 is needed to post a advisery (and there was one) He refuse.
Tandem:
Tandem Axles
A set of axles spaced close together, legally defined as more than 40 and less than 96 inches apart by the USDOT. Drivers tend to refer to the tandem axles on their trailer as just "tandems". You might hear a driver say, "I'm 400 pounds overweight on my tandems", referring to his trailer tandems, not his tractor tandems. Tractor tandems are generally just referred to as "drives" which is short for "drive axles".
SAP:
Substance Abuse Professional
The Substance Abuse Professional (SAP) is a person who evaluates employees who have violated a DOT drug and alcohol program regulation and makes recommendations concerning education, treatment, follow-up testing, and aftercare.