My Favorite: Jesus walks on water, but Chuck Noris swims in land
Probably already posted but I didnt want to read 8 pages to see. (I know, lazy right)
This just in...
The Perseid meteor shower occurs this week.
In other news, Chuck Norris was seen walking outside with a bar of soap and a towel.
This just in...
The Perseid meteor shower occurs this week.
In other news, Chuck Norris was seen walking outside with a bar of soap and a towel.
Extra credit for creativity on that one!
When Chuck Norris goes to Canada Covid wears a mask.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded
When Chuck Norris goes swimming in the ocean, sharks put out "Beware of Chuck Norris" signs.
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When Chuck Norris dispatches freight it arrives instantly with no assistance required.