I Wish I Were An Oscar Meyer Weiner...

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Turtle's Comment
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"No I'm serious Carl, I gotta pull a weiner out of the bushes! Backwards!"

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Pete E Pothole's Comment
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Can you imagine how the conversation between the tow truck driver and his dispatcher went?

Need you to go pull on a wiener.

Dispatcher:

Dispatcher, Fleet Manager, Driver Manager

The primary person a driver communicates with at his/her company. A dispatcher can play many roles, depending on the company's structure. Dispatchers may assign freight, file requests for home time, relay messages between the driver and management, inform customer service of any delays, change appointment times, and report information to the load planners.
Suicide Jockey's Comment
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So this guy got his weiner stuck where it didn't belong and couldn't pull it out. So I put the straps on and gave him a tug.

He's all smlies now.

I need a cigarette....
Grumpy Old Man's Comment
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I think it’d be more fun to drive the Idaho potato around. Saw those guys once and they were really great to talk to.

Thanks for the laughs y’all!

I wanted to dress up in a hamster suit and drive the Kia Soul around the country, or whatever car that ad was for rofl-1.gif

HOS:

Hours Of Service

HOS refers to the logbook hours of service regulations.
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