Game: Need Insane Demands Of A Fleet Manager
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Won't go anywhere with an average year round temperature less than 71 degrees.
He needs Netflix streamed to his Qualcomm if he's expected to drive more than a couple hours at a time. Oh wait! Maybe his PornHub subscription, so he can be hands-free compliant. Safety First!
Lord I apologize...
Qualcomm:
Omnitracs (a.k.a. Qualcomm) is a satellite-based messaging system with built-in GPS capabilities built by Qualcomm. It has a small computer screen and keyboard and is tied into the truck’s computer. It allows trucking companies to track where the driver is at, monitor the truck, and send and receive messages with the driver – similar to email.
No driving on I-70, I-80 or I-90 between September 1st and May 30th!
Maybe his PornHub subscription, so he can be hands-free compliant
but the hands need to be on steering wheel at all times........
Diesel allergy discovered during training. Needs a gasoline truck from here on out.
Maybe his PornHub subscription, so he can be hands-free compliant
but the hands need to be on steering wheel at all times........
Omg bwahahaha
All nights on the road MUST be spent in a hotel room paid for by the company.
Will not be dispatched to any state that has snow in the forecast.
Must be upgraded to a truck that's already permanently pretripped!
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