Big Money In The Desert

Splitter, that's ok about the contractor. You can stay here and do just fine. The grass is green on this side of the fence in the trucking world, and there's plenty for all of us.

Best place to go is Australia where there is a driver shortage.

Wait, SERIOUSLY?!?! That sounds AWESOME! I mean, "Throw me a shrimp and the barby, Shiela. I'll have a Fosters!" Time to relocate the whole famn damily!

Do NOT ask for a Fosters in Australia. You will get laughed at, at a minimum! VB or XXXX are the acceptable choices. If you really want something more along the lines of an American style beer then ask for a Carlton Cold. You may draw a snicker, but not a butt whoopin’.

Not a Foster's type of guy. i'd like to try Vegemite someday, though. I've found that you can't go wrong asking for whatever local's on tap. even if you've got a funny 'mer'can accent, at least you show that you like culture and good beer.