Whilst I DO get your sense of humor..doing things like that with your trainer can get you $h!# canned real quick...remember, your trainer is your FUTURE...**** him/her off or make them think you might be taking things just a little less serious than you should be, and your career is going to come to a screeching halt...see what I did there? Now, that's not to say you shouldn't try and build a rapport with your trainer, sure you should...but I would tread very carefully about being a little too familiar a little too soon...just my $.02...
I don't think he WOULD actually say those things. He was just saying that while he was driving and the trainer was sleeping, he thought of these things to say. It is funny as hell! I wish I was that witty to think stuff up like that. Thanks for giving me a life.
"Ok good, I can choke him now."
When TSB and I were teaming....I used to think up things to do to him for what I thought was the harsh training conditions he forced on me....like not letting me use the cruise until I could manage to hold the truck at an even speed with the pedal..( I got the biggest calf muscles from doing that...now my legs don't match). Or making me tell him what the road signs said...AFTER I passed them..So I would do things...probably not the brightest things in the world...like racing with a line of trucks..TSB woke up when he heard on the cb that I'd passed the lead truck, and I was "puttin' this puppy back on the porch"...I thought I was doin' the max on the speedo...He told me that by the tach, I was probably doin' well over 110mph..scared me !!!. So even tho you plot and plan these evil paybacks for assumed shuns...keep em between your ears...they can't be good for ya !!!
When TSB and I were teaming....I used to think up things to do to him for what I thought was the harsh training conditions he forced on me....like not letting me use the cruise until I could manage to hold the truck at an even speed with the pedal..( I got the biggest calf muscles from doing that...now my legs don't match). Or making me tell him what the road signs said...AFTER I passed them..So I would do things...probably not the brightest things in the world...like racing with a line of trucks..TSB woke up when he heard on the cb that I'd passed the lead truck, and I was "puttin' this puppy back on the porch"...I thought I was doin' the max on the speedo...He told me that by the tach, I was probably doin' well over 110mph..scared me !!!. So even tho you plot and plan these evil paybacks for assumed shuns...keep em between your ears...they can't be good for ya !!!
so if the trainer asks me what the sign says it not a good idea to say
It says "WRONG WAY"
:D
you guys are ok!
and who knows maybe saying these things to your trainer will bring out a human side to him/her a little laughter is like medicine, some people don't like to laugh, but it might break through later on! i hope i see you guys at some truck stop and we can have some laughs, i love cracking jokes and even being the one joked on! i don't care as lang as we are having a good time!
I don't think he WOULD actually say those things. He was just saying that while he was driving and the trainer was sleeping, he thought of these things to say. It is funny as hell! I wish I was that witty to think stuff up like that. Thanks for giving me a life.
are you very asleep now my good trainer ok very softly we start this song and get louder and louder it's an oldie but a goodie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ0CCh2rg5s
"Ok good, I can choke him now."
i take it you are a trainer? believe me some people are always thinking that of me! the pastor of my church doesn't want amything to do with me except to tell me this is bad and that is even worse!
imagine the trainer is sleeping peacefully breathing deeply 10 minutes later i say
I DON'T CARE I'M RUNNING THAT ROAD BLOCK!
LOL i do have a very sick mind
i know already!
i'mma baaaaaad boy!
How about.....
"Awwww $%^^&**! Blue lights! I am taking him out!"
How about.....
"Awwww $%^^&**! Blue lights! I am taking him out!"
:D great! very good!
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i bet that would bring him out of the big sleep!
or saying
OK HE IS ASLEEP NOW, LETS SEE HOW FAST THIS BABY CAN GO!
I better be nice not everybody likes my brand of humor!