Took One For The Team!!

This one started out weird, then it was funny, then it got uncomfortable. Now its funny again.

Hold my beer.

I've been debating on whether or not to allow Kandyman's latest post, because this type of nonsense really just doesn't belong here. But in the interest of closure and WTF'ness, here it is:

This is a bunch of crap. My phone aka my computer was basically hacked and or used by my a&&h0/e brothers. They think I am an idiot for being into trucking. The only part of this story with any truth is I got into it w my older brother for cutting the driver off at the corner of the building. The dude did almost clip the building as a result. Never spoke to him, got smacked, or took a bronco ride on a rover. Matty Z is my brother. He decided to try and f:;k w me once again. My apologies for this mess. I dont know if I will continue on this site due to the fact he may strike again. I sent Brett an email explaining some of this. Moderators my apologies. Shame on the mess. Matty Z came via one of my emails. So I think I have secured them. In jest-not sure about those bloody bats! -from fear and loathing

Amazing.

Your first story got picked apart faster than piranha on their prey, and you come back at us with this one. One would think you would have learned your lesson the first time.

Unleash the hounds...

My kind sir I have worked 32 of the last 48 hours. Very shorthanded this week in the kitchen I run. I leave my phone at home to prove to my employees that they dont need to be attached to theirs. My dear brother decides to be the immature a&& he choses to be and start f-ing w my life b/c he didnt get the nice bedroom years ago when my parents split up. I didnt start this crap. I have done the job of three over the last week or so. I make 16$ an hour cooking. I have some issues keeping me from returning to trucking. I respect this site and its members. Why do you egg it on if you dont want the nonsense? I want this squashed. Remember the Woody Harrelson movie "Kingpin"? "Dont Monson this, or you got Monsoned? Etc I will end this with "Why KERRY me? Or "Dont Kerry the next guy!

Have a blessed day. "I shouted out who killed the Kennedies after all it was you and me"!!

You were advised to just let this go. Instead you chose to double down, sticking to your bogus story. When it became apparent you couldn't fool us hillbilly truckers, you came up with even more BS. Your story sinks deeper and deeper into the mire with every lie you tell to cover the former lie. Clearly you think we are all stupid. I assure you this crowd is the toughest you've faced.

My five year old granddaughter comes up with more believable stories than you. Give it up.

G-Town warned you not to waste our time. I second that warning with one of my own. I've never had to ban someone, but you're on a very short list.

All of us here volunteer our time in an effort to help all others. Your childish attention seeking is not only distracting, it's an insult to us all. Just stop, or you're out of here.

Let it go. There will be no more warnings.

He decided to try and f:;k w me once again.

Might I recommend using KY.

I say again, WTF is up with the posters lately? Its like everyone in the asylum has been given access to a computer and only has TT available.

Don't worry Kandyman, in the future it won't be, "Why KERRY me? Or "Dont Kerry the next guy! It will be "You need to stop or we will Kandyman you" Kerry was just an argumentative Ahole troll, I think you are literally in an asylum or 12 years old. Your tales are more out there and outlandish than Todd, this sites resident troll.

Please show me where I completely fabricated an issue with you and this site. I did not. I simply stopped using the site for awhile. I have no agenda or malcontent here. I have no idea who jesse smollet was until now. I learned something new. Interesting story. Dude should be shot.

This is a quote from Kandyman. It's from another thread where he tried to tell us goodbye.

Watching a grown man who can’t refrain from being a compulsive liar. And can’t stop trolling a trucking forum. Seriously Kandyman head over to Reddit. You’ll fit right in over there.

States his "brother stole his phone and posted those crazy stories"; yet. now that he has his phone back and posted, sounds just like his ******* brother did in previous posts.

I want this squashed. Remember the Woody Harrelson movie "Kingpin"? "Dont Monson this, or you got Monsoned? Etc I will end this with "Why KERRY me? Or "Dont Kerry the next guy!

Have a blessed day. "I shouted out who killed the Kennedies after all it was you and me"!!

Let it go everyone. He was shutdown and banned. Waste of time.