Who Needs A Laugh?

So I rented a car for the day and I was driving down to Anderson's Split Pea on I-5 and I pulled off to the side of the highway for a min because I saw a HUGE! SPIDER eeekkk I am terrified of spiders. I get out of the car start wacking at the spider with my newspaper and here pulls up a cop behind my car and he scared the daylights out of me, - ( I didn't realize he even pulled up til he said something to me,) I was so focused on killing this spider everytime Iwent to wack it though it move away so i would just barely miss it. So the cop says ( Everything ok miss?) I freaked out jumped back newspaper went flying and i scrame lol once I realised it was a cop I calmed myself down this guy laughed at me lol ( be honest if i was the cop i would laugh at me too) I told him yeah there just a spider in my car i was trying to get. I kid you not this guy sees the spider and with no hesitation he picks it up with his bare hands sets it on the ground NEXT TO ME!! I scrame again and ran away from the spider. i said thanks to the cop and i went our seperate way.

What a day!!!! Well hope you had a good laugh :)

I live by this simple rule: Less than 2 legs.......or more than 4 elgs (and sometimes I haveta count the tail)...and I kill it. This rule takes in all the critters that would in any way do me harm. I will not hesitate to murder some critter that would in any way do me harm.

I live by this simple rule: Less than 2 legs.......or more than 4 elgs (and sometimes I haveta count the tail)...and I kill it. This rule takes in all the critters that would in any way do me harm. I will not hesitate to murder some critter that would in any way do me harm.

Too phunny

So I rented a car for the day and I was driving down to Anderson's Split Pea on I-5 and I pulled off to the side of the highway for a min because I saw a HUGE! SPIDER eeekkk I am terrified of spiders. I get out of the car start wacking at the spider with my newspaper and here pulls up a cop behind my car and he scared the daylights out of me, - ( I didn't realize he even pulled up til he said something to me,) I was so focused on killing this spider everytime Iwent to wack it though it move away so i would just barely miss it. So the cop says ( Everything ok miss?) I freaked out jumped back newspaper went flying and i scrame lol once I realised it was a cop I calmed myself down this guy laughed at me lol ( be honest if i was the cop i would laugh at me too) I told him yeah there just a spider in my car i was trying to get. I kid you not this guy sees the spider and with no hesitation he picks it up with his bare hands sets it on the ground NEXT TO ME!! I scrame again and ran away from the spider. i said thanks to the cop and i went our seperate way.

What a day!!!! Well hope you had a good laugh :)

It was great to see I am not the only one out there that is scared of bugs. I am absolutely terrified of june bugs and water bugs (you know the giant ****roaches). I once had a june bug fly down my shirt while I was working at jack in the box. I had leaned out of the window to give a customer their order.

The order got thrown into the car and my shirt with it. The darn thing was down inside my bra at that point and I was able to get it out without too much more hassle. The customers had a great laugh. My manager did not. But since the customers weren't mad I was only given a verbal warning to keep my clothes on, regardless of the size of the june bug that may fly down my shirt.

So I rented a car for the day and I was driving down to Anderson's Split Pea on I-5 and I pulled off to the side of the highway for a min because I saw a HUGE! SPIDER eeekkk I am terrified of spiders. I get out of the car start wacking at the spider with my newspaper and here pulls up a cop behind my car and he scared the daylights out of me, - ( I didn't realize he even pulled up til he said something to me,) I was so focused on killing this spider everytime Iwent to wack it though it move away so i would just barely miss it. So the cop says ( Everything ok miss?) I freaked out jumped back newspaper went flying and i scrame lol once I realised it was a cop I calmed myself down this guy laughed at me lol ( be honest if i was the cop i would laugh at me too) I told him yeah there just a spider in my car i was trying to get. I kid you not this guy sees the spider and with no hesitation he picks it up with his bare hands sets it on the ground NEXT TO ME!! I scrame again and ran away from the spider. i said thanks to the cop and i went our seperate way.

What a day!!!! Well hope you had a good laugh :)

It was great to see I am not the only one out there that is scared of bugs. I am absolutely terrified of june bugs and water bugs (you know the giant ****roaches). I once had a june bug fly down my shirt while I was working at jack in the box. I had leaned out of the window to give a customer their order.

The order got thrown into the car and my shirt with it. The darn thing was down inside my bra at that point and I was able to get it out without too much more hassle. The customers had a great laugh. My manager did not. But since the customers weren't mad I was only given a verbal warning to keep my clothes on, regardless of the size of the june bug that may fly down my shirt.

Now thats funny ,i dont care who you are ,if you don't get a laugh out of the mental image of a cashier at a drive up taking her shirt off for a customer (hope it was male ;-) )...im betting the customer had no clue initially .....too funny ,made my day ....now off to mickey s with my bug collection...