I Hate When You're Sitting In A Dock With Your Windows Down And A Fly Comes In.

And then he lands on your qualcomm and rubs his hands together while staring at you. WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING, FLY!!!

thats just an excuse the smack the hell out of the quallcomm

I bought a Yoda head easter basket and bungee strapped it to the top of my passenger seat, and I recommend doing this for several reasons but one of which is it prevents insects from wanting to come into the truck. Use the force.

You won't see him after the shower.....

My day of misery was made a little brighter by this post today. So thanks to all that contributed, I needed a great laugh

The first thing that came to mind was an old cartoon that you youngsters may or may not know. Probably not though...

Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

"I think so Brain. But where would we get a wading pool and five gallons of grape jelly at this hour?"

I love this thread!

Better than when you're at a dock with your fly down and a brisk wind blows in. I take it back. I actually enjoy that.

that is so funny and true! The sad part is this actually happen to me already cause i slept at the consignee woke up and put my pants on and forgot to zip them up and it was 50 degrees outside what a way to wake up.

I had a vision of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman hanging dozens of flypaper strips in your truck....

This morning I saw a fly buzz away from the windshield to the driver's window. I rolled it down a bit but it didn't head for the open air and didn't fly over to the other side of the cab. I thought, "This fly is acting funny," so I looked again. It was a big old mosquito, so I smashed it.

Better than when you're at a dock with your fly down and a brisk wind blows in. I take it back. I actually enjoy that.

that is so funny and true! The sad part is this actually happen to me already cause i slept at the consignee woke up and put my pants on and forgot to zip them up and it was 50 degrees outside what a way to wake up.

Good to know I'm not the only one that has forgotten to zip up my fly when taking a nap at the consignee.....

I hate it when your driving along the blue ridge mountains with a full load and your focused on the jakes rpms and when you should down shift to make up or down the hill and you dont even notice your trainer get up while your checking your mirrors i might add until hill hit the qual com with a fly swatter cussing at the fly he just killed scaring the crap out of u lodging you stomach further into your butthole and then tells you to control your trailer and now you have to take your 30 minute break just to change underwear but "more importantly" clean the crap off his driver seat.

I hate it when your driving along the blue ridge mountains with a full load and your focused on the jakes rpms and when you should down shift to make up or down the hill and you dont even notice your trainer get up while your checking your mirrors i might add until hill hit the qual com with a fly swatter cussing at the fly he just killed scaring the crap out of u lodging you stomach further into your butthole and then tells you to control your trailer and now you have to take your 30 minute break just to change underwear but "more importantly" clean the crap off his driver seat.

Lol, I never understood how my trainer managed to get up and scare the crap out of me so easy..